Exhale 24” x 36”, acrylic on maple panel wood, 2011 (Iguana).
Second pic is a detail…
Here’s a painting I made a couple years back for a solo show at Joshua Liner Gallery in NY. Inspired by a photo I took of a marine iguana in the Galapagos Islands. In the painting the breath of the Iguana’s exhale turns into a purple succulent while Hummingbird moths fly around. You can kind of see the wood grain in the lower left hand side of the detail photo.
It looks simple, but painting the fuzzy light gradations in the background is the most technically challenging thing I’ve ever painted. The paint dries as it absorbs into the wood, so it’s really hard to pull it off without streaks appearing.
I wear my slash goggles with pride! And those two are now definitely my favourites, so there… hope you’ll enjoy my Sterek art ♥
Also, this one is dedicated to Siny.
Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club
My boys dancing.
Jared’s sassy shoulder shake.
Don’t say I never made your day better.
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
when he licks his lips seductively
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
Dude why do guys brag about their fucking genitalia UR TALLYWHACKER IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PARTS OF UR BODY OH WHAT U GOT A BIG DICK WHAT IS IT 8 INCHES ELEPHANTS HAVE FUCKING 4 FOOT PREHENSILE DICKS THAT CAN BREAK LIMBS THAT SHIT IS BRUTAL WHAT CAN U DO YOU SHITDICK OH RIGHT GET FLICKED IN THE FUCKING NUT AN UR FUCKIN DOWN U PUSSY ASS BITCH
[Punts microphone and walks off]
my ascent into adulthood
Having trouble breaking up with someone???
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you”
4. Walk away and let them die